What about a "Jokes" thread? - I will start.

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Radical Brad said:
On a recent trek, Jack and Jill have just climbed one of the steepest longest hills on their DIY tandem trike.

"Phew, that was a tough climb," said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jack, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"
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After living in Thamesville, I recognize a good Canadian joke.Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 
Eileen and her husband Doug went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her and began kissed her passionately as her
husband Doug watched with a raised eyebrow!
Eileen shut up, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of what had just transpired.
The therapist turned to Doug and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week... Can you do this?"


Doug thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
 
UNCLE JOE , a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at uncle joe and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

uncle joe says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." uncle joe placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to uncle joe, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Uncle joe replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

uncle joe took the money.
 
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